Kidderminster Bound? Good Show – Its WingCo’s Recce

Kidderminster Harriers confront us next, the first of four missions don’t you know, but incredibly we will be back to do the same job all over again next week, but, against a different foe apparently.  By Jove its like working with the Italians (they changed sides in WWII), a chap can get confused which side is which, but any way here are the prices directions, ground guide as ever and you all know the mission!

Wair-hair- lair & thanks awfully for reading Winco’s Recce

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Saturday 19th Oct KO 3PM

Kidderminster Harriers will be a tough nut to crack for the Imps, although I would like to point out the flying foe are in fact named after birds of prey rather than the Jump Jet variety that a couple of the chaps have flown in at Bomber HQ. We all have to start somewhere, of course, I myself started on Camels, then Spitfires before then moving onto dropping the more serious bouncing pay-loads for a living.  Nowadays I have to make do with 9-5 behind a Mahogany Spitfire (that’s a desk to those Imps from Civvy street) due to the advances of time and gout. Mind you all bought and paid for what! what! Safe journey as always and try to bring at least a point back with you.

What are Harriers saying –  FANS Forums  

Away Fans Seating

Adults £17

Cons £11

U16 £11 U8s FREE

Bill Graves Stand (East) 300

Away Fans Terracing

Adults £14

Cons £8

U16 £11 U8s FREE

South Stand 1500

Concessions apply to Over 65’s and Students (up to 22 years of age with a valid NUS card).

The full GROUND GUIDE, including stand views, map,  pubs & grub is HERE   

Thanks as ever to Duncan Adams, who is a jolly good egg.  Fly/Drive safely, have a good time and don’t forget to bring at least a point back with you.

SATNAV: Hoo Road, Kidderminster, DY10 1NB

Nuneaton Bound? Zero Police Tolerance But 400+ Plan Peaceful Impvasion

The Nuneaton game will be a heavily policed affair, although at £12 and £3 for under 16’s it should be a good day out on a covered terrace with a £2 transfer charge for those who fancy seating. The Wingco and Bomber HQ believe 400-500 Imps are set to travel.

WingCo will keep it brief this week

 

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Saturday 5th Oct KO 3 PM

Away Fans Pricing

Adults £12

Cons n/a

U16 £3

Stuart Plumbing Covered Terrace 1000

Seating is available at an extra £2 after a transfer from the terrace to the main stand

The full GROUND GUIDE, including stand views, map,  pubs & grub is HERE   

Thanks as ever to Duncan Adams, who is a jolly good egg.  Fly/Drive safely, have a good time and don’t forget to bring at least a point back with you.

SATNAV: Liberty Way, Attleborough Fields Industrial Estate, Nuneaton, Warwickshire, CV11 6RR

 

Hereford Bound – Good Show its WingCos Recce

Hereford United looks like being another long and arduous trip for the chaps, for those mad enough to go safe flying and well played Personally it will be a spot of billiards in the mess, then feet up on the old mahoganny spitfire, port in hand with BBC’s Sportin’ Hortin filling the airwaves at Bomber HQ.

Wair-hair- lair & thanks awfully for reading Winco’s Recce

 

Thanks awfully to Binky this week – if you can understand the mad cad – this bally good goalkeeper saved every single one of his bouncing bombs.  Fear not Farman old been you’re still the man for the job, for heavens sake this chap’s a hun!

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Tuesday 24th Sept KO 19.45 PM

Ground Guide     Away ticket prices   FANS Forum

Away Fans Pricing

Adults £17

Cons £14/£10

U15 £5

Cargill (Edgar Street) Stand seats 500

Concessions apply to Over 60′s & 15-20 year olds

The full GROUND GUIDE, including stand views, map,  pubs & grub is HERE   

Thanks as ever to Duncan Adams, who is a jolly good egg.  Fly/Drive safely, have a good time and don’t forget to bring at least a point back with you.

SATNAV: Edgar Street, Hereford, HR4 9JU

Luton Town Bound? Good Show its WingCo’s Recce

With the Luton Town dawn raid almost upon us STMI has sneaked into the mess to ask the Wing Commander at Imp Bomber command for a detailed plan of action. With Bogeys at 3 O’clock on Saturday and, a jolly long mission to boot, best get chocks away early again. Sad to hear the team will be travelling on the day again (can you help here) For those in a hurry the ground guide and ticket prices come after our raconteur Wingco’s take on things (we have also put a key at the bottom for those not well up on our county heritage) but he is well worth listening to and very much part of the Lincolnshire furniture.

Wair-hair- lair & thanks awfully for reading Winco’s Recce

 

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Saturday 21st Sept KO 3PM

Looks like another of those What’s The Odds jobs what what with a tough mission on the cards. Some of the chaps who flew last season will of course not be with us due to the ongoing Jankers, so be prepared for a tad more activity from the Snowdrops above the norm.  Splendid turn out last week – 574 left and 574 returned safely.  The Old man said it was a better result than Dresden!

Thanks again this week to the old man (should pension him off really, poor chap limps like he’s chewing a Callard and Byser creamyline toffee with his arse)  who kindly took time out from the old mahogany spitfire to fly the Shuftie Kite with the fairies. Good man!

As the sun is ite and the sky is blue any WAAFs will still be able to wear twylights. Thanks awfully to the young lady who sent me a pair complete with name rank and serial number-by Jove if I were but half a century younger! Greens are not mandatory as the old red and white stripes still bring a tear to the eye. Perhaps spats for the officers and full number ones as these gentlemen could well be sporting top hats. Toodle pip!

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Saturday 21st Sept KO 3PM

 

Away Fans Pricing

Adults £18

Cons £13/£10

U16 £8 U10 £5

Oak Stand 1500

Concessions apply to Over 65′s & U22’s however over 75’s get in for £10

The full GROUND GUIDE, including stand views, map,  pubs & grub is HERE   

Thanks as ever to Duncan Adams, who is a jolly good egg.  Fly/Drive safely, have a good time and don’t forget to bring at least a point back with you.

SATNAV: 1 Maple Road, Luton, LU4 8AW

Wingcos Code Breaker…………………

• Jankers –  punishment excersises
• Fairies – Personnel in Signals Intelligence
• Good Man– well done
• Mahoganny spitfire – desk.
• Old man –  Squadron Commanding Officer
• Shuftie Kite – reconnaissance aircraft
• Snowdrops – RAF Police
• Twilights – WAAF underwear, light coloured, summer-weight

Barnet Bound? Good Show! It’s Winco’s Recce

Scramble chaps & chapesses,  Bogey’s, well the Bees of Barnet FC are at 3 o’clock on Saturday. With  another long and dangerous daylight mission ‘deep dine sithe’ we’d best get chocks away early  though because there are Bees all Over our birds. According to the Snowdrops (RAF Police) over 300 could travel again.

Wair-hair- lair & thanks awfully for reading Winco’s Recce………………….

 

Looks like another of those What’s The Odds jobs,  so good luck to the rear gunners because these Bees went for a Burton last week just like our chaps. Come back with a point and HRH herself will be dishing out the fruit salad upon the heroes return.  Talking of which those who have served on tour so far this season Good Man Gongs and trebles all round. As the sun is ite and the sky is blue any WAAFs will be able to wear twylights and Greens aren’t mandatory as the old red and white striped still bring a tear to the eye. Thanks this week to the old man ( should pension him off really, wears false teeth and when he chews a ginger nut biscuit he sounds like 60 chaps on jankers marching on gravel)  who kindly took time out from the old mahogany spitfire to fly the Shuftie Kite with the fairies. Their bravery brings you the Pukka Gen to ensure a safe journey there and back.  Fly drive/ safely and don’t try to land at RAF Uxbridge as they have no runway – I know about as useful as breasts on a fish what! what!

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Saturday  14th September K.O 15:00 pm

Away Fans Pricing

Adults £17

Cons £13

U14 £9

The North Stand covered terrace – 750 + some seats in West Stand

Click   Ground Guide  for  stand views, map,  pubs & grub and enemy INTEL can be found here  FANS Forum 

SAT NAV – Camrose Avenue, Edgware, HA8 6AG

Wincos Code Breaker…………………

• Fruit Salad – medal ribbons on a uniform
• Fairies – Personnel in Signals Intelligence
• Gong – a service medal
• Good Man– well done
• Mahoganny spitfire – desk.
• Old man –  Squadron Commanding Officer
• Shuftie Kite – reconnaissance aircraft
• Snowdrops – RAF Police
• Pukka Gen – Good general Information.
• Twilights – WAAF underwear, light coloured, summer-weight

Who’s Darting To Dartford? It’s Winco’s Recce

With the Dartford dawn raid almost upon us STMI has sneaked into the mess to ask the Wing Commander at Imp Bomber command for a detailed plan of action with chocks away again this Saturday. For those in a hurry the ground guide and ticket prices come after our raconteur Wingco’s take on things (we have also put a key at the bottom for those not well up on our county heritage) but he is well worth listening to and very much part of the Lincolnshire furniture.

Wair-hair- lair & thanks awfully for reading Winco’s Recce………………….

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Hello chaps & chapesses, with Bogey’s at 3 o’clock again on Saturday, it looks like another dangerous daylight mission ‘deep dine sithe’ with chocks away for some of you from 07:00 this Saturday. As the breadbasket of Britain makes for the garden of England stores basher advises all ranks to avoid the Oast houses – anything in there is strictly off limits, even to the Brass hats. The beers not ready in there (arf! arf!) and it will only get your tummy rumbling. Anyone caught doing so will be on Bull Night for the foreseeable.

The Groupie gave the area a quick ‘buzz’ to ensure everyone arrives safely and knows the gen even if he did have to bang out himself on the way home. Pleased to say he left his  Fairies (minus parachutes) in the drink when he ditched.  The dress code will as ever be smart casual for officers with best blues / greens / football shirts and banners apparently a must for the ranks.  Navy-blue winter-weights for the ladies please, we want the chaps on the field to put on a show and not the WAAF Imps.

Good show and all the best to the 11 chaps who will as ever do their bit for Impdom and St George!  Our hopes as ever are for the safe return of one and all be you in the 617 squadron or not. Can’t join you this weekend as I am piled high with bumph… and like the Trust it is on a strictly need to know basis.  My apologies to younger Imps and others in Civvy street who do not understand the Queens RAF English, therefore below the following more pertinent and concise information is a code breaker.

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Saturday  31st August K.O 15:00 pm

 

Away Fans Pricing

Adults £15

Cons £8

U12 £3

Car Park End terrace 700

Concessions apply to Over 65′s & U18’s

The full GROUND GUIDE, including stand views, map,  pubs & grub is HERE   

Thanks as ever to Duncan Adams, who is a jolly good egg.  Fly/Drive safely, have a good time and don’t forget to bring at least a point back with you.

SATNAV: Grassbanks, Darenth Rd, Dartford, Kent, DA1 1RT

Wincos Code Breaker…………………

Bang Out – the action taken by a jockey when he has to eject Lancaster  or jet.

Best blues – No 1 uniform

Bogey’s – enemy

Brass hats –  officers

bumph – useless paperwork

drink – an ocean, sea, river or lake

Fairies – Personnel in Signals & Intelligence e.g Wireless Operators (Also Electricians and Instrument Techs etc) as opposed to Heavies – Engines and Airframe trades.

The Groupie  – Group Captain.

Navy-blue winter-weights – knickers worn by the WAAF also Black-outs.

Impvasion Of Cambridge – Winco’s Recce

With the Cambridge Utd raid almost upon us STMI towers has asked the Wing Commander at Imp Bomber command for a detailed plan of action with chocks away this Saturday.

Air hair lair & thanks awfully for reading Winco’s Recce

Hello chaps & chapesses, with Bogey’s at 3 o’clock and chocks away for some of you from 07:00 this Saturday (by Jove some of the watering holes open not far off dawn nowadays) one of the chaps gave the area a quick ‘buzz’ to ensure everyone arrives safely and knows the gen.  The dress code will as ever be smart casual for officers with football shirts and banners apparently a must for the ranks.  Good show and all the best to the 11 chaps who will as ever do their bit for Impdom and St George! If I was but half a century younger…………

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Saturday  24th August K.O 17:15 pm

GROUND GUIDE

Away Fans Pricing

Adults £18

Cons £12

U16 £8

South Stand seats (1600)

Concessions apply to Over 65′s 

On occasions (larger followings) the Habbin Terrace is also available for away fans although we have no confirmation that this will be the case on Saturday. If it is open prices would be: Adults £15, Concessions £10, Under 16’s £5.

The full GROUND GUIDE, including stand views, map, pubs & grub is HERE   thanks as ever to Duncan Adams, who is a jolly good egg.  Fly/Drive safely, have a good time and don’t forget to bring at least a point back with you.

SATNAV: Newmarket Road, Cambridge CB5 8LN