Gallows Humour: Don’t Sign Trapdoor Simmo
With talent thin on the ground STMI urge Simmo not to sign Drewe ‘Trapdoor Broughton. The Trapdoor knows the score having achieved relegation with Kidderminster, Rushden, Chester City (good to see the Deva boys on the rise) Boston United, Wrexham, Lincoln City….. and went truly down and out with Darlington, who have now recovered and reformed. The unlucky charm should have had a government health warning on his CV during his playing days.
Forget Rest in Peace, that should read Relegated in peace because Drewe has been relegated from the Football league more than any other player and last year added the trick of BSP to oblivion in one fell swoop with Darlo. For those of a nervous Imp disposition this is just for fun and no contact has been made with the player (now retired). STMI apologise and will happily send an adult sized pair of pampers round to anyone taken by surprise!
With the trapdoor well and truly creaking for Lincoln, the big question is will it be hung Drewen and Broughton again this Easter for a lucky BSP club? All jokes aside the feat is as seasonal and natural an occurrence as fresh lamb to a Welshman. God bless you Drewe, please come out of retirement, you are needed at Nuneaton for this week at least.
|THE DREWE BROUGHTON ROLL OF HONOUR|
|FULL NAME||Drewe Oliver Broughton|
|DATE OF BIRTH||25 October 1978 (age 33)|
|PLACE OF BIRTH||Hitchin, England|
|HEIGHT||6 ft 3 in (1.91 m)|
|SENIOR STATS – LEAGUE GAMES ONLY|
|1997||Wigan Athletic (loan)||4||(0)|
|2000||Nuneaton Borough (loan)||10||(2)|
|2000||Dagenham & Redbridge (loan)||9||(5)|
|2000–2001||Stevenage Borough (loan)||4||(3)|
|2001||Kidderminster Harriers (loan)||19||(7)|
|2004||Rushden & Diamonds (loan)||21||(6)|
|2004–2005||Wycombe Wanderers (loan)||3||(0)|
|2005–2006||Rushden & Diamonds||37||(10)|
|2006–2007||Boston United (loan)||25||(8)|
|2007–2008||Milton Keynes Dons||13||(0)|
|2010||Lincoln City (loan)||7||(0)|
|2011||AFC Wimbledon (loan)||8||(2)|
Posted on March 18, 2013, in Relegation Reprieve 2012/13, Uncategorized and tagged Chester City Boston United, Darlington FC, Kidderminster, Lincoln City, Rushden, Wrexham. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.