Gallows Humour: Don’t Sign Trapdoor Simmo

With talent thin on the ground STMI urge Simmo not to sign Drewe ‘Trapdoor Broughton. The Trapdoor knows the score having achieved relegation with Kidderminster, Rushden, Chester City (good to see the Deva boys on the rise) Boston United, Wrexham, Lincoln City….. and went truly down and out with Darlington, who have now recovered and reformed. The unlucky charm should have had a government health warning on his CV during his playing days.

Forget Rest in Peace, that should read Relegated in peace because Drewe has been relegated from the Football league more than any other player and last year added the trick of BSP to oblivion in one fell swoop with Darlo. For those of a nervous Imp disposition this is just for fun and no contact has been made with the player (now retired).  STMI apologise and will happily send an adult sized pair of pampers round to anyone taken by surprise!

With the trapdoor well and truly creaking for Lincoln, the big question is will it be hung Drewen and Broughton again this Easter for a lucky BSP club? All jokes aside the feat is  as seasonal and natural an  occurrence as fresh lamb to a Welshman. God bless you Drewe, please come out of retirement, you are needed at Nuneaton  for this week at least.

THE DREWE BROUGHTON ROLL OF HONOUR
FULL NAME Drewe Oliver Broughton
DATE OF BIRTH 25 October 1978 (age 33)
PLACE OF BIRTH Hitchin, England
HEIGHT 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m)
PLAYING POSITION Striker
CLUB INFORMATION
CURRENT CLUB Retired
SENIOR STATS – LEAGUE GAMES ONLY
TENURE Team  Apps (Gls)
1996–1998 Norwich City 9 (1)
1997 Wigan Athletic (loan) 4 (0)
1998 Brentford 1 (0)
1998–2001 Peterborough United 35 (8)
2000 Nuneaton Borough (loan) 10 (2)
2000 Dagenham & Redbridge (loan) 9 (5)
2000–2001 Stevenage Borough (loan) 4 (3)
2001 Kidderminster Harriers (loan) 19 (7)
2001–2003 Kidderminster Harriers 75 (12)
2003–2005 Southend United 44 (2)
2004 Rushden & Diamonds (loan) 21 (6)
2004–2005 Wycombe Wanderers (loan) 3 (0)
2005–2006 Rushden & Diamonds 37 (10)
2006–2007 Chester City 14 (2)
2006–2007 Boston United (loan) 25 (8)
2007–2008 Milton Keynes Dons 13 (0)
2008 Wrexham (loan) 16 (2)
2008–2010 Rotherham United 57 (9)
2010 Lincoln City (loan) 7 (0)
2010–2011 Lincoln City 23 (0)
2011 AFC Wimbledon (loan) 8 (2)
2011 Alfreton Town 2 (1)
2011–2012 Thurrock 10 (1)
2012 Arlesey Town 2 (1)
2012– Darlington 11 (1)
TOTAL  23 clubs 453 (83)
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Posted on March 18, 2013, in Relegation Reprieve 2012/13, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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