Comical Ali – In Support of The Regime

Chairman Bob and David Holdsworth, the former enticer of Mansfield Town and master of the current Lincoln City campaign have been much criticized for the regimes PR towards ‘supporters’ but never fear because comical Ali is here

 

 

I have been asked by your most honourable Chairman to write a few words about Lincoln City.  Although I have been keeping a low profile since my days in Baghdad, I still get the Echo weekly maybe a few months late (I’ve just found out Churchill’s dead) and Imps Player keeps cutting out on my GPRS mobile, but I am a fan, probably a bigger fan than any of you out there, Impfidels!

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In any case, ARE YOU CRAZY?  THERE IS NO CRISIS HERE!!!

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WE STILL GOALS IN THE NET, OK AT BOTH ENDS, BUT THERE IS NO CRISIS HERE!!

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THE CLUB HAS BUDGETED FOR 2,800 TO 3,000 GATES AND WE ARE ONLY GETTING HALF THAT, BUT THERE IS NO CRISIS HERE!!!!

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DAVID HOLDSWORTH SHOULD BE ENGLAND MANAGER AND NOT ROY HODGSON.  WHAT HE HAS DONE AT SINCIL BANK HAS BEEN NOTHING SHORT OF EXTRAORDINARY!  THERE IS NO CRISIS HERE!!!!

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ALAN POWER IS THE GREATEST MIDFIELDER IN THE CONFERENCE.  ALL HAIL TO HIS MAGNIFICENCE IN THE CENTRE OF THE PARK.  THERE IS NO CRISIS HERE!!!

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THE CLUB PAID OFF THE TRAITOR GOWLING BECAUSE HE’S THE BEST PLAYER WE HAD AND WAS THEREFORE COMFORTABLY WELL PAID FOR THAT STATUS.  WE DON’T WANT GOOD PLAYERS HERE.  THERE IS NO CRISIS HERE!!!!

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THE TRUST DOES A VERY GOOD JOB AND MAKES MILLIONS A YEAR FOR THE CLUB.  THERE IS NO CRISIS HERE!!!!!

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THE CLUB DOESN’T HAVE AN ASSISTANT MANAGER OR A RESERVE TEAM.   THERE IS NO CRISIS HERE!!!!!!

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SUPPORT THE BOARD, YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE.

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HOW MANY MORE TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT TO YOU IDIOTS OUT THERE – THERE IS NO CRISIS HERE!!!!

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Yours Forever

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Comical Ali

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Posted on September 1, 2012, in Agony Aunt Letters and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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