Barnacles of Botchilism by Chris P Bacon

Chris P Bacon speaks as he finds as ever

 

Now as I told the press at the weekend, I don’t want to debate with
any body, but I’ll tell you all this, without Lord Bob (it’s in the
post) and his colleagues, this football club would still be dangling
around the mid table of the Nationwide League, as opposed to being in
the Premier League, which is where we want to be, well unless we are
moved into Blue Square North at the end of the season! Don’t let any Cockney tell you otherwise because they are not telling you the truth!  But we aren’t here to talk about debates, we are here to talk about the Mighty Imps!
Dare I say as you all know I have been involved with the Mighty Imps
for decades and I thought I would go through what I have said during
times of great tension, so have been through the old press cuttings,
diaries and scrapbooks, for the  Barnacles Greatest Hits.

About leaving the St John O Gaunts ground: “This is the best ground
we’ve ever had and we cannot improve by going to a place with Sin in
the title.  Dare I say.”

About Manager Con Moulson: “He’s the best Manager we’ve ever had and
those teddy boys who don’t like him should go away and support Lindum
FC, dare I say.”

About Chairman Gilbert Blades: “He’s the best chairman we’ve ever had
and those so called supporters who don’t like him should go away and
support Lincoln United, dare I say.”

About Chairman Steff Wright: “He’s the best chairman we’ve ever had
and those parasitic dross muppets who don’t like him should go away
full stop, dare I say.”

Posted on March 29, 2012, in Writers - Chris P Bacon. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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